It’s a Dog Toy, People.
Let’s face it. Come to terms with it. There’s nothing wrong with it, really. The kid likes it, right? That’s all the matters. But the truth is… SOPHIE THE GIRAFFE IS A GODDAMN DOG TOY. It’s rubber. It...
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Sophie is a dog toy. So maybe the Kong is a baby toy? Take your eyes off the rolling baby for ONE MINUTE and he finds the one thing on the floor that isn’t his. YOU HAVE A PLETHORA OF THINGS ON THE...
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The little demon is on the move! It started with the roll. And then the use-your-forehead-to-move-forward thing that I don’t think any baby has ever done in the history of ever. And now, it’s the Army...
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